“She rode on airplanes and fell asleep in hotel beds. Dreaming of far away places - writing poetry with her sunset eyes.”

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Michael Faudet 

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My mom had an excellent idea

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SCREAMING WITH LAUGHTER AT THE DISHCLOTH ONE OH MY FUCKING CHRIST


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THIS WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME HAHAHAH

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i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves

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“All those things that weren’t supposed to happen? They happened. But what happens next is up to you.”

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